ur mom

im fucking her lol

me: i fucked ur mom
you: my mom is dead

by onelobby March 28, 2021

Ur mom

That one human being that is a girl and very kind and loving to son. Too sad if you dont have one.

Hey you! Ur mom is so kind to me. But she died in a car crash.

by KatakuriFan69 September 20, 2022

ur mom

a comeback to literally anything someone says to you

person 1: dude i just got a win on fortnite
person 2: dude i just got ur mom

person 1: im fat
person 2: ur mom is fat

person 1: shut up
person 2: ur mom shut up

by rosii-ivii October 20, 2019

UR MOM

Its a comeback for .... bacically anything

Person1:i had spaggeti last night
person2:i had ur mom last night

by HEY its me again September 20, 2022

ur mom

she's hot trust me she was in my bed last night she's a lovely lady with a great waist

ur mom: hey underaged kid
kid: hey qt ;)

by dfewfdfsdf November 24, 2021

ur mom

the woman who birthed u

new way of saying "joe mama"

Someone: "Hey do you know who invented light bulbs?"

"ur mom."

by ponkie March 28, 2022

Ur mom

gay

ur mom gay

by sammyjreal January 24, 2019