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jive turkey

Detagatory word for a jerk, asshole, douchebag,a know it all but really they don't know shit.yhat person in your group of friends that no one likes to hang out with. A fuckin loser just the worst.
Douchebag. Jsckass asshole. Jerk.
Know it all but not really.

Look at this jive turkey on the corner playing his guitar like hes hosting a live concert.
by shavov5 December 28, 2013
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Turkey Day

The last thursday of November, in which celebration takes place in honor of the pilgrims who befriended the natives and slaughtered them when the had the chance, usually involves a lot of eating and for vegetarians they get to eat tofurkey!
"God damn!"
"what?"
"its turkey day. so i gotta cook all this food."
by that guy November 26, 2003
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turkey club

when you spread ur butt cheeks and close them on some1's nose and then fart causing their nose to rattle
john loves them turkey clubs he often tells me its the peak of his day
by lee November 16, 2004
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Turkey Rasher

This is the name given to a British Community Support Police Officer. As they are usually volunteers they are known as fake police or fake 'pig' hence the name Fake Bacon or Turkey Rasher
You can't arrest me you fucking Turkey Rasher your a volunteer police officer who's got no powers!
by British Crim June 25, 2009
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Turkey Flu

The flu that one gets the week before or the week of the Thanksgiving holiday, that prevents them from eating untill said day arives, where they make a miraculous recovery.
Dude i totally got the Turkey Flu this week, but when i smelled those rolls I was cured!!
by C Dauug November 27, 2009
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Turkey Pinch

When some pinches another person's fat or "roll".
When Sage and Dani were on the bus he turkey pinched her side.
by dfwilbert0 September 15, 2010
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Turkey Hunting

The act of drinkg in one sitting an entire bottle of Wild Turkey 101. Can be used in the course of drinking games and/or other social gatherings and may involve more than one person.
"So, who wants to go Turkey Hunting tonight?"
by Ignoratio Elenchi November 18, 2007
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