Chemical Toilet

Girl with many STD's. See Courtney Love.

I'm going to go pump the chemical toilet. Just like Kurt Cobain did...

by BobbyFlabbergabber May 31, 2007

Punish the toilet

Used when someone must take a shit, to punish the toilet

Man, I gotta punish the toilet
I just punished the toilet so bad it spit at me

by Your mom April 28, 2004

Toilet Tisha

I think what it's really about is a girl who chooses to perform her own coathanger abortion on the toilet, but dies in the process. The fatality she chooses is that of her baby, but she ends up dying too.

They say a little fourteen year old girl had a baby on the way Too much for her little mind to bare An' that type of news, Toilet tisha

by B|X May 25, 2010

flushing the toilet

A girl shits in your mouth, while she jacks you off.

My mouth tastes like shit, but the pipe is drained; thanks to the girlfriend flushing the toilet.

by 3o8 June 9, 2009

Hi-jack the toilet

when you know someone is in mid-poop and you bust in the bathroom and push them off the toilet, then steal their toilet paper.

Go Hi-jack the toilet to John

by Will Wraith February 20, 2009

toilet poem

A poem about the toilet

Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.

by Zack September 13, 2003

toilet water toucher

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that references the male anatomy in a way that expresses it being so big and long that it touches the water in the toilet while sitting down.

"dude did you see Jimmy in the shower after practice?! holy hell i didn't know he had one of them toilet water touchers!"

"Katie can't really sit down today, she said she was with a dude last night that had one of them toilet water touchers."

by Jam Master Joke August 15, 2009