Closet Tired

When you are tired, yet show no real signs of being so. When you then finally close your eyes, you then become regularly tired.

Wow, I'm really closet tired right now. I should go to bed.

by SomeRandomGayGuy January 14, 2019

Tire Bag

A male or female who eats poop and cum out of a dirty condom used on their anus.

"Bro I tire bagged your mom last night"

"You fucking tire bag whore!"

Tire bag can be used to describe how filthy someone is and how untrustworthy they are.

Why say "whore" when you can call someone a tire bag?

by Kosh jyle April 15, 2019

Mud on the tires

When you are taking a rather largely explosive intestinal rippy and the back splash comes up and sticks to your balls or cheeks

That Taco Bell is about to put some mud on the tires

by Bigmuddyguy April 07, 2023

tire boutique

A tire shop that offers premium tire brands, custom wheels, and occasionally accessories with personalized service focused on quality and aesthetics.

Eric: “I thought you were taking your Cybertruck to P1 Tire but that picture looks like a showroom, not a tire shop!”

Dave: “They’re a tire boutique so they keep everything sparkling like a showroom.”

by HelloandHappyFriday November 25, 2024

Hairy tire

The sexual experience in which a person performing fellation on another receives a face full of hair from the fellated person's hairy fat belly, aka spare tire.

Jenny was blowing this fat eastern European guy last night. She woke up today with all his body hair stuck to her makeup. But she says she's got a thing for hairy tires.

by spissatus February 17, 2019

Ded Tired

So painfully tired that it physically hurts to wake up or be awake.

I tried to get up this morning, but i was ded tired.

by Topfoxus April 08, 2021

Doggedly tired

It describes someone who is extremely tired and constantly tired.

“Adolescents have unique sleep patterns, and with an early school start, many are doggedly tired, leading to serious health and safety risks.

by Xiyaaaa January 11, 2021