Tearfullink

A furry-ass bitch with poor social skills

"Hey, did you see Tearfullink around?"

"Oh, you mean the little bitch?"

by ...UwU... December 17, 2021

Tear down this wall!

Ronald Reagan’s most famous line.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

by The Real Driller December 28, 2021

Tearrien

Gay

That guys a real tearrien

by Hronh March 29, 2022

Tear a lung

To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.

Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.

Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.

by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022

tear a pheasant

To enjoy a refined, expensive, or posh meal, usually sarcastically.

"...for lunch; don't you usually tear a pheasant with Ms. Lamont?" -- Line in Singing in the rain from Cathy Seldon (Debbie Reynolds) to Don Lockwood (Gene Kelly).

by Thatbadwitch June 14, 2022

Tear the furry-thing

A weird black and white wolf who dances on the internet for fun. He's hella gay, has trust issues and feels like he's not going to amount to much. He is very friendly, outgoing and has a huge heart. His friends think he's weird and hyper but he honestly just has ADHD and is just living life to the fullest. He's a loyal friend and, if you give him ramen, he'll love you forever.

"dude, tear the furry-thing is the best person i know. he loves ramen and is a cool guy!"

by stinkypaw July 5, 2022

Tear dem shits up

To severely injure yourself (especially knees or ankles) in a way that might possibly require surgery while participating in sports such as basketball, football or parkour.

Many basketball fans, particularly in Memphis love to ridicule Zion Williamson for the injuries and weight issues that caused him to miss a significant number of games but fail to mention how high flying Ja is only one dunk away before he'll tear dem shits up himself just like in the 2022 playoffs.

by He-ro October 24, 2022