Mormon Threesome

When a man has sex with his pregnant wife or girlfriend.

John and Mary had Mormon Threesomes till up to a month before she gave birth.

by Colonel Whiskey Brother July 3, 2012

not three not four

Translated from Chinese's 不三不四，which literally means "not three not four", and metephorically means you're talking non-sense or that this topic of conversation is not based on truth.

Bob: What is he talking about, mountain people mountain sea?

Vincent: Iono man, he's just being not three not four.

Jessica: Hey have you heard about bob's new boyfriend?
Tiffany: Oh stop talking about that not three not four stuff!

by King_Bruce September 17, 2013

non gay three way

When two men press their butts against each other, while a third man fucks the crack between. Since there's no penetration, it's not gay according to God.

The Catholic priest liked to use the Non Gay Three Way with his alter boys to help get his jolly's off while still maintaining his purity in the eyes of God.

by Tony "Tone" Booyah! September 20, 2016

page three girl

A topless or nude woman whose pictures can be found on the third page of British tabloids.

by JonathanChance October 3, 2003

Three piece

A different name for a pistol. Usually a Glock 17, a pistol used by most gangsters.

Guy 1:Yo shut up or i'll pull a three piece

Guy 2:Wow calm down

by The Jizz Master August 23, 2012

threesome

The act of three people having sex simultaneously.

A fantasy for most men because it is NEVER going to happen.

If it did,they probably would be left out because the two girls would forget he was there.

Forget the threesome. It is the male equivolent of Big Foot.

You have heard about it, seen madeup footage of it, but it does not exist in the real world.

by Cheerleader Fucker August 25, 2004

three cock gob

th.ree co.ck go.b \'th:r-e c-o-k 'gob-*s\ term. (decrip, fr. phase) 1: a female of an incommodious nature, loud, brash, usually common. An ideal description of D-list Big Brother celeb Jade Goody or shithead TV presenter June Sarpong. 2: a mouth so large it could fit three love truncheons into it 3: see mouthy / gobby.

1: "Err I'm such a fuckin minga arnt i, im just a mauthy caaw int i everyone always said i had a three cock gob" said Jade.
2: "Look at Julia Roberts she's fit but look at the size of her mouth - thats a three cock gob if i've ever seen one!"

by jim December 24, 2004