Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel

"That shit looks like a shit weasel."

by DonDsnger December 9, 2016

Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel

"That shit looks like a shit weasel."

by DonDsnger December 9, 2016

Weaseling out

When you're dick is too soft to penetrate. Also to avoid to do any type of effort.

John is weaseling out right now.

by Ianisanoggod December 15, 2016

Shank weasel

Well, a shank weasel tends to be the thang that dangles between your two lower appendages. It also tends to rise with the blood pressure when a juicy badonkadonk come rollin' by. Then you have to use said shank weasel.

Madam, do you mind if I bury my shank weasel in your hidey-hole?

by Rager October 21, 2015

Cock weasel

A wanna-be Eskimo bro. “Mr. Steal Your Girl”

I heard you’ve been hanging out with Bree you cock weasel!

by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019

Inappropriate Weasel

An idiot or a super silly chicken nugget

You are ugly so you’re an Inappropriate Weasel

by ah1124 April 2, 2019

Weasel instigator

Dayne edwards...

Did you see that weasel instigator dayne edwards chatting shit

by Lg90 November 30, 2019