Jonas Neubauer

7-time world champion of Tetris, and that's about it.

RIP Jonas Neubauer

1981-2021

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021

Jona

A girl who has mommy milkers, no ass and falls for people easily. A kind hearted person. Someone who sleeps with socks. Someone who can put up a good fight and argument.

Omg your such a Jona that’s why we’re friends

by aaron piper July 28, 2021

Jona

A guy who likes the number four a little too much. Someone who’s always warm and has a weird metabolism. Someone who’s probably got a really hot girlfriend

Oh look there’s Jona….why is he wearing a shirt it’s winter

by Enkelkind November 24, 2021

Jona

it's a girls name

It's a girls name: Jona

by Yonaj November 24, 2021

Jona

Jona is a person that is very cool, he is also addictet to smoking and loves to drink beer.
If you know a Jona you definitely have to go partying with him

Tim: Hey Jona, let’s drink a beer!
Jona: Shut up Tim, not with you

by GarimRottUhl November 24, 2021

Jona

Jona is the definition of an amazing human being, a great friend, and an even greater lover. You can consider yourself very lucky if you get to be with one, even if it's just for a brief moment. Once you have met a Jona you can never get them of your mind, or the feeling they gave you when you were with them, because a Jona is incredibly captivating. They have an indescribable way of speaking and looking at you that makes you feel like the most extraordinary and beautiful person in the world. In conclusion, Jona has the whole package and ia indeed a gift from God.

"How was your date?"
"Oh, it was wonderful - he was a Jona!"

by <3tolki November 24, 2021

Jonas

Big dick, gorgeous, smart, big ol booty, athletic, gets boys pretty easy. Has multiple side pieces. Pretty sweet. Likes 100 men at once.

“Look at Jonas over there, what a man magnet!”

by Derrick09 November 23, 2021