No Flex Though

When you want to brag, but you don't want to sound like too big of a douche.

Guy 1: "Aye homie. You ask out that G yet?"
Guy 2: " Man I took that trash OUT!! No Flex though."

by Not John Doe April 9, 2015

flex tape

the tape the fixes anything!

Flex tape: IT DOES A LOT OF DAMAGE
Flex fans: FLEX TAPE! FLEX TAPE! FLEX APE!

by Meme Describer September 3, 2019

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

nigga flexing

wasting money on the latest trends

Look at them jordans, you nigga flexing

by E46drifter March 18, 2019

Flexative

Birthed from the word 'flexable' this verb is commonly used amongst morons that believe adding 'ative' to the end of something makes them appear more intelligent.

This word is also used by those who go on camping trips and have too much time on their hands.

Ouch! My legs sure do hurt from this hike, I wish my muscles were as flexative as your mom's vagina.

by 1234456blacksheep October 18, 2017

flex

a thing lil tay does

''im only 9 years old and i be flexing on your mama's rent''

by crackedlucas June 13, 2018

mega flex

A metaphorical flex where you try to assert mental dominance over others by "flexing" your brain and showcasing your knowledge. Usually done in a condescending manner.

"I'm literally starving."
"You're not literally starving, you're just hungry. If you were starving you'd be unable to talk or move."
"What a mega flex."

by justsomeguywhoeatswaffles November 19, 2018