Geometry Dash

The game that never updates in 7 years is finally updated

idk: yo remember geometry dash?
bro: yeah?

idk: check steam
bro: what? why?
idk: check steam
bro: okay...
bro: wait.. wait wait wait... GEOMETRY DASH IS UPDATED?
idk: yuh uh

by mug_justMug March 22, 2024

GEOMETRY DASH

GAME THAT DOESN'T HAVE PUBERTY AND NEVER CHANGES OR UPDATES

GEOMETRY DASH IS FUN GAME BUT WONT UPDATE

by ELONG MUSK August 11, 2022

Lovely Dash

The best girl like ever but she has a good talent of arts and drawing my little pony and Star Vs the Forces of Evil.

P.S WD LOVES YOU

"I love you Lovely Dash"
"Lovely Dash is so cool"

"Who's lovely dash?"

by WinterDash August 24, 2017

The on the volley dash

When your partner is giving birth and you realise your not ready so you drop kick the baby back in and run off shouting panner!!

I had to to give her the on the volley dash lads I ain't ready yet

by The big bad bat November 8, 2020

Hash n a dash

When you drive to a state where weed's illegal (being high while doing so is an option), bring some whole buds of weed you bought from a dude named Bud Wetter. Then crush said weed buds against the dash of your 96 Ford F150 to smoke as quickly as possible in public for that extra adrenaline laced high.

Hey dude, how'd you get arrested this time?.

I still had bits of weed bud imbedded in my dash from my previous hash n a dash. Problem was the heat in georgias so great that my dash alone got me more baked then the sun did.

by TheMilkMayn January 20, 2020

Dash them off

Same vibes as “Slay”, “Go off” or ✨.
Can be accompanied by “, Queen”, often used to hype your friends.

Friend: *posts a picture*
Your comment: “DASH THEM OFF, QUEEN”

by pebbles_duh February 4, 2021

Pebble dashed

The result of a shotgun shit, the spattering of poo all over the sides of the toilet bowl.

"It felt like too risky a fart to do without being sat on the toilet, I'm glad I didn't take a chance on it because as I let it rip some shit came out and I pebble dashed the sides of the bowl"

by bruciebaby October 15, 2014