by Charlie Chaplin III August 27, 2011

What teachers like to say to misbehaved classes "Guys, fix your behavior, Y'all are good kids and will do great things, but this is unacceptable".
What I'd say "Guys, y'all are just bad, and I mean Zach Wilson levels bad".
What I'd say "Guys, y'all are just bad, and I mean Zach Wilson levels bad".
by Clubboy November 21, 2023

Harvey Wilson religiously tapes his testicles to his arms in hopes of pleasing his mistress anjellica. He has also been known to staple bananas to the peaks of his stiffened nipples in order to distract from his gloriously beautiful good looks.
"Has anyone seen where the tape and bananas I just bought went to?"
"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."
"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."
by Hahasquid December 9, 2014

by miyashawtyy June 12, 2021

by anonymous January 5, 2023

After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox
by Scottith July 15, 2024

by debt_gamer August 29, 2018
