Beverley Wilson

A sexually deranged beast from the third dimension.

Woah that Beverley Wilson almost got us!

by Charlie Chaplin III August 27, 2011

Zach Wilson

A quarterback drafted 2nd overall in 2021 by the New York Jets who is an epic bust.

What teachers like to say to misbehaved classes "Guys, fix your behavior, Y'all are good kids and will do great things, but this is unacceptable".

What I'd say "Guys, y'all are just bad, and I mean Zach Wilson levels bad".

by Clubboy November 21, 2023

Harvey Wilson

Harvey Wilson religiously tapes his testicles to his arms in hopes of pleasing his mistress anjellica. He has also been known to staple bananas to the peaks of his stiffened nipples in order to distract from his gloriously beautiful good looks.

"Has anyone seen where the tape and bananas I just bought went to?"

"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."

by Hahasquid December 9, 2014

Miya Wilson

the hottest, sexiest, horniest person alive

Miya Wilson is like so fucking hot.

by miyashawtyy June 12, 2021

Anthony Wilson

a faggot peon

“Ryan Rosenfield was being an Anthony Wilson last night… what a dick.”

by anonymous January 5, 2023

The Simon Wilson Paradox

After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox

Last night I was with this girl then I stuffed from the Simon Wilson Paradox.

by Scottith July 15, 2024

Wilson

A demon lady who hates children and does depression by injecting here self with death

Have you seen a Wilson

by debt_gamer August 29, 2018