grog monster

An alchoholic.
*From grog, the old British Naval word for rum*

Look at him, he's a turning into a right old grog monster.

by dvarpala June 15, 2004

chunk monster

An individual who is somewhat large in size, due to a perceived excess of food and/or alcohol consumption. An insult.

"Look out, here comes the chunk monster!"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

monster dip

1. A gigantic dip(smokeless tobacco) placed behind the lip. 2. A large horseship dip.

Satanic Voice: Put in a ma ma ma monster dip dip dip(echo)
Jimmy: Why?
Satanic Voice: Real men eat rocks and shit gunpowder or put in ginormous dips.
Jimmy: I dont want to...
Satanic Voice: Then you will DIE DIE DIE(echo)!!!

by MonsterDipper88 October 10, 2007

mayo monster

a stupid, ignorant, and probably racist white person

me: *notices friend crying*

friend: THAT STUPID FUCKING MAYO MONSTER CALLED ME A DUMB MONKEY WHORE

by thatbitchperiod October 22, 2019

Monster cock

a delicious chicken brand

Trott: hey smith come with me to see Ross he's got some monster cock over at his apartment.
Smith: sure i haven't had my tea yet.

by Hulks_Raging_Boner September 6, 2015

love monster

Someone who display qualities of desperation during the initial dating phases. A descriptive word for the person who likes you more than you like them. Someone who lacks discretion and does not take verbal or non-verbal cues of rejection.

What the hell-why is the guy you met on the internet becoming your love monster! Your love monster has called you for the tenth time today-he's tact! I know you like him, but sister, do not become a love monster.

by Sister Kim September 23, 2006

Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011