Bro 1: Dude, you can't leave a wounded soldier on the table.
Bro 2: No bra, The last 10% is 90% backwash anyway. There's basically no beer in there.
Bro 2: No bra, The last 10% is 90% backwash anyway. There's basically no beer in there.
by Nrbelex September 28, 2010

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by pizzo91 September 18, 2010

The idea that if you are nice to a girl, compliment her, tell her how amazing she is everyday, and really just genuinely show her how incredible she is everyday, that you will never get her to love you. Sadly, this is more than true in most cases. You know when you love this girl, and you're always there for her no matter what, and she always goes for the assholes that cheat on every girl they date and treat them like shit? Yea, thats cause your the nice guy. However, there is nothing wrong with you at all, and the truth is that it is her loss.
Why do nice guys always finish last? Because they put their girlfriend first..
Why do nice guys always finish last? Because they put their girlfriend first..
Colin: Hey man, why wont she date you instead of going off with some other douche who never pays attention to her!
Kyle: I dont know man, just proof that nice guys finish last.
Kyle: I dont know man, just proof that nice guys finish last.
by Dat kid u kno June 15, 2011

Like any other stereotype, only sometimes true. Being nice isn't a bad thing, but being TOO nice is. When you're overly nice and sympathetic, you make it easy for people to walk all over you and use you. You might go out of your way just to avoid hurting people's feelings, even if what you were about to do or say didn't really have the potential to hurt. If you apply these traits to a guy interested in a girl, chances are she might not even take him seriously.
Also a nice guy might think that all he has to do is be nice to girl and give her compliments and voila, sex will fall out. If you are this guy, then yes, you will 99.99% finish last.
Also a nice guy might think that all he has to do is be nice to girl and give her compliments and voila, sex will fall out. If you are this guy, then yes, you will 99.99% finish last.
The nice guy is not manipulative, instead he just has no idea how dating and the world works. If he were manipulative and trying to take advantage of her, he should be called the "manipulatively nice guy" or something like that.
If the term "nice guy" only referred to guys who are respectful of women, the phrase "nice guys finish last" probably wouldn't exist.
If the term "nice guy" only referred to guys who are respectful of women, the phrase "nice guys finish last" probably wouldn't exist.
by urbandictionaryranoutofnames July 24, 2016

It basically means that you will never have any sex whatsoever in your life if you don't treat women like shit.
The polite and well-mannered man who treated women like royalty realized too late that nice guys finish last.
by AYB October 21, 2003

This is something you say to someone when you are going kill them in every dimension, in every universe, In ALL planets of existence.
Thanoose: it's time i kill you.
Mr. Starch: you've yee'd your last haw!
Thanoose: *his own asscheeks consumes him turning him into a lifeless asscheek on the floor"
Mr. Starch: you've yee'd your last haw!
Thanoose: *his own asscheeks consumes him turning him into a lifeless asscheek on the floor"
by Mutated spaghetti June 26, 2019
