A fucking pedophile who likes little girls. He makes sure to find people who are at least five years younger than him. and proceeds to pin them on his phone. He even makes sure to stalk their location.
by BigSt3ppa April 18, 2023
Get the Elimug. The person in charge of Ely Access Guide, aka Ely Access Guy,
For those that on't know what ELy Access Guide is, it's a company that makes accessibility guides for lots of venues round the UK, yet hardly anyone knows about it. He does live streams and lots of videos
For those that on't know what ELy Access Guide is, it's a company that makes accessibility guides for lots of venues round the UK, yet hardly anyone knows about it. He does live streams and lots of videos
Girls:"Hello there, I saw you last weekend!"
Guy: Hey, wondered why I took loads of photos?"
Girls: Yes
Guy: AHa, (opens YouTube)
I'm the Ely Access Guy and I made a guide. Nice to meet you
Guy: Hey, wondered why I took loads of photos?"
Girls: Yes
Guy: AHa, (opens YouTube)
I'm the Ely Access Guy and I made a guide. Nice to meet you
by Ely Access Guy November 17, 2024
Get the Ely Access Guymug. A blonde tattle tale, after about a week pf exposure youll notice thats Eli's are self centered, stereotypical blonde, gay, ass slapping, sadistic, life ruining, Ipad kid addict, toelicking, balltapping, entitled, main character, mistake to walk across this planet. If you meet an Eli, PLOT YOUR COURSE CAREFULLY!
They literally think theyre like the star of 'The Truman Show'
They literally think theyre like the star of 'The Truman Show'
Eli has become an insult
Jimmy: "Got your Ipad!" snatched Ipad out of tommys arms
Tommy: "HEY! give that back thats not very nice!"
Jimmy: "nuh-uh, oh what you playing here" Jimmy opens the Ipad "Ooooohh, cool math games
Tommy: " I dont appreciate your attitude!" bitch-slaps Jimmy "I'm gonna tell on you!"
Tommy leaves to the nearest teacher
Jimmy: "Jesus, I didnt know you were such an Eli..."
Jimmy: "Got your Ipad!" snatched Ipad out of tommys arms
Tommy: "HEY! give that back thats not very nice!"
Jimmy: "nuh-uh, oh what you playing here" Jimmy opens the Ipad "Ooooohh, cool math games
Tommy: " I dont appreciate your attitude!" bitch-slaps Jimmy "I'm gonna tell on you!"
Tommy leaves to the nearest teacher
Jimmy: "Jesus, I didnt know you were such an Eli..."
by GoFigure0 February 14, 2025
Get the Elimug. She is very elis
by Gaylord727 June 15, 2022
Get the Elismug. An assist where the pass had little to no affect on if a point was scored, yet still receives an assist.
Teammate scored & still got an assist even though you last touched the ball 10 seconds ago? Call it an Eli Assist.
by Razosaku May 20, 2022
Get the Eli Assistmug. 
by randombaby24857 November 23, 2021
Get the Elismug.