Ninja Club

Nothing is known about the Ninja Club. They are ninjas.
...Duh...
Only that they overthrew the Stoo Pidpee Pull cult and that they exist.

"What is the Ninja Club?"
"Nobody... Knows..."
"No, seriously, who are they?"
"What part of the word NINJA don't you understand?"
"...The J..."
"Shut up."

by Orangy Snocket October 14, 2006

club rub

club rub: sore male parts after clubbing.

"i was dancing with this girl for an hour and have the worst CLUB RUB of my life.

by Mdoga August 24, 2009

Sewing Club

"skipping" or "ditching" a class

"hey! lets go to sewing club during this class!"
"oh, i just had sewing club"

by all our names March 7, 2008

country club

A type of malt liquor. Although the name suggests the beverage contains more class than the average malt liquor, CC is often only $1.69, 31 cents cheaper than the more popular brands of Colt 45 and Olde English.

Country Club malt liquor will get you drunk cheap and fast and with a little bit of class.

by Superdrunk November 10, 2006

mud club

To shit in a sock and beat the crap out of 'em.

Hey Joe. Did u give her the old mud club?

by jake the fucking 5nake January 30, 2008

billy clubbing

When one lovingly wacks there significant other in the face continuously with their erect penis.

My wife got upset when i was billy clubbing her in the morning.

by mikecgm33 November 2, 2015

Divorce Club

Divorce Club welcome to the divorce group.We are a group of single people who have been used, abused, stepped on and thrown aside. Now it's tomorrow a new day. Where we learn that we are better then we thought. We can survive and now we can be a leader of our own lives. Start the day with a smile wash your face look into the mirror and say it's me and I can do this. You have to find what makes you happy you deserve it. You are never alone as long as you have yourself. Stay positive and surrounded yourself with positive people and things. Things happen for a reason you might not know why yet and you keep on asking why but give it time and you will see. It's a new day with a positive outlook on life. Sometimes it takes time and it is a slow journey but give it time and you will find that happy person you have been missing. Hurt takes time to overcome, but you're happiness is stronger and will get you through day. One day at a time and you will see. Life is as great as you make it. So be happy positive and live your new life. Smile at yourself every day.

Divorce Club A start of a new life.

by Richie Damore September 23, 2016