...and that's when i saw the blood...

a pointless-story-ending, similar to "and then i found ten dollars." when your story went nowhere, you put this on the end to make it interesting. generally used satirically to admit story-telling defeat.

cammie:well then it looked like the car had a scratch, but then it didn't really...

lila: cammie, is this story going anywhere?

cammie:...so i saw this chick, and i wanted to talk to her, but then i didn't...and that's when i saw the blood...

lila: *facepalm*

by loppearedbunnie May 16, 2010

That's a neck

When your friend be doing some dumb shit so you need to be discipline them with a firm slap on the neck.

"Yo what's 2+2"? "young blood i think it's 8". "Nigga that's a neck".

by neck,necking,dumb thot December 11, 2017

That's how I roll

What someone would say to insinuate that it was their style, or that it was the way they usually do things.

Yo man so did you already hit it or what?

Yeah, you know that's how I roll.

by Jessicka. September 4, 2008

that's so metal

something so hardcore it can only be compared to metal (the music that is)

Dude did you hear about the guy who cut off his head with a chainsaw?

Yeah man, that's so metal.

by Jack'sCompleteLackofSurprise October 27, 2009

That's rich

1. Ironic, or amusingly hypocritical accusation.

An accusation that just does not work, but applies to the one accusing.

Or

2. Something false that is so outrageously off the mark, it's ridiculous or preposterous.

Just so wrong, that it's funny.

K-Fed: That's the last straw, Britney! Dammit, I made you. Remember that bitch. You're nothing without ME! If you pull this shit with me again, I'll leave you in a new york minute.

Britney: That's rich, Kevin. And new york minute was a terrible movie.

K-Fed: That's it! I'm sick of you not knowing basic English Idioms. I don't know what I ever saw in you. It's over!

OR

Eric: Yo, guys, these Mexicans in my class keep saying the dumbest shit in Spanish.

Tyler: What are they from Spain or something?

Eric: No... They're Mexicans, - they're from Mexico!

Tyler: Wait but.. they speak.. shit.

Joseph: Oh that's rich! FAIL!

by Joe Napier August 31, 2013

That's my speed

A statement used to communicate your preference for something.

-Coke or Pepsi?
-Coke, that's my speed!

by frandom April 5, 2020

If that's what it takes

do what you gotta do to make your life happen
say whatever you gotta to say to yourself

Example:

tell yourself
"She is ugly as hell"
if that's what it takes to move on

move on.

by butterflyclosure May 18, 2013