The Dirty Track is the sexual act of starting a vintage shop and selling clothes. You hereafter get the customers (primarily men) to come over to your house, and when they knock on the door you come out comepletely nude. This will shock the customer, but this step is very important. You grab them on the shoulder and say "Torben man, I want to suck your cock." The customer is going to question their sexuality and run away crying while yelling that a naked ginger man tried sucking their cock.
Guy 1: Man, i had to get therapy after i got Dirty Tracked
Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.
Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.
by TobberSlobber February 14, 2022
Get the Dirty Trackmug. The original (1930's U.S.) version was simply urine droplets or splatter marks from a man's pants deposited while urinating.
Example: Peeing into a urinal is the hardest to avoid splash-back and getting pecker tracks on your pants. Further Clarification: A: There's only one thing worse than pecker tracks on your zipper. Z: Oh, yeah, like what? A: Zipper tracks on your pecker. Example 2: some guys notice they've got pecker tracks and purposely splash a little water on and claim that the hand sink faucet "kinda exploded."
by Wm. Worder January 26, 2025
Get the Pecker tracksmug. What's possible is only possible if you fight all the way through to the end and you won't fight the whole way through if you lose focus halfway through. The Olympics are almost over and there will be plenty to get distracted by afterward, no matter what mishaps you had yesterday, you can still finish strong so that you don't feel like all the work is ahead of you in life.
The Olympics is almost over, but it's not over yet. Men's track isn't beyond redemption if they want redemption, but they've really let some slips get to them and get them stuck for a few days.
by The Original Agahnim August 6, 2021
Get the Men's trackmug. When you create artificial traffic by actively using a bunch of bots or phones in a single vehicle to dissuade other gps users from using the same pathway as you.
Steve: Yo we gotta be in LA in less then 10hrs, lets make like Moses and Jack the Track!
Kenneth: Ok let me just boot up these 50 phones and run google maps to the same spot , No traffic no static.
Kenneth: Ok let me just boot up these 50 phones and run google maps to the same spot , No traffic no static.
by Capuchin for Hire August 11, 2023
Get the Jack the Trackmug. by ITFT August 18, 2021
Get the Warning Trackmug. 
by Moneymaker01 August 12, 2021
Get the Money tracksmug.