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shalom the creep

by Shalom bouskila December 9, 2019
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Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
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Creeping Rat Cunt

An Old, Short, Shriveled up waste of space that is meant to be considered part of the team in the workplace. They tend to suffer from Mystery Sickness and usually have disfigured cretin followers.
"Urghh I hate working with ****, he's such a Creeping Rat Cunt!"
by Super Cat Man December 21, 2013
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Hit The Shiddy/Right Cheek Creep

When you or someone else takes a fat shit/ when you discover a massive unflushed shit in a gas station bathroom.
HOLY SHIT, THE TOILET SEAT IS STAINED BROWN!!!
HE HIT THE SHIDDY/RIGHT CHEEK CREEP'D ALL OVER IT๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
by Un2siast January 30, 2024
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Creep

Adam is a little sneaky creep for buying hannah flowers ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
by Danp June 15, 2022
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creep wagon

person that is creepy and strange
man that girl maria is a real creep wagon
by come@mebro September 7, 2012
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Creep

Person 1- โ€œThat guy is such a creep!โ€
Person 2- โ€œyeah heโ€™s a real Steve Marsland!โ€
by lack10 June 29, 2018
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