The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.
"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."
"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
by E-Squared February 12, 2013
Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.
Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.
Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.
by Bullshitzer June 21, 2010
That moment when you realize you're never going to meet Richie Tozier because he's a fictional character
by adetozier January 04, 2021
DM Depression is a condition that you gain when everyone is too busy for a session, and constantly canceling and rescheduling last minute. Symptoms may include: sadness, pessimism, loss of passion, and a desire to just give up on your story.
Player 1: sorry, I’m too busy again, can we reschedule to next week?
DM: sure…
Player 2: are you okay?
DM: I’m just going through some DM Depression
DM: sure…
Player 2: are you okay?
DM: I’m just going through some DM Depression
by Ididurmoms June 03, 2023
Lil Depression is the hottest rapper of the year, just listen to his newest and most hottest rap “A Depressville State of Mind.”
By lil depression
A Rap
A Depressville State of Mind (The The Lil Depression Cereal Hip Hop)
Yeah, yeah
Ayo, jim, it's time.
It's time, jim (aight, jim, begin).
Straight out the idiotic dungeons of rap.
The snake drops deep as does my mouse.
I never mayonnaising, 'cause to mayonnaising is the sleep paralysis demon of spouse.
Beyond the walls of teeth, life is defined.
I think of death when I'm in a Depressville state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The stupid snake?
You complain about my sleep paralysis demon named jim.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the lake.
I'm rappin' to the snake,
And I'm gonna move your lake.
Depressed, anxious, mayonnaise on an escalator, like a hen
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a den.
I can't take the my sleep paralysis demon named jim, can't take the fan.
I woulda tried to runk I guess I got no plan.
I'm rappin' to the lake,
And I'm gonna move your snake.
Yea, yaz, in a Depressville state of mind.
A mayoed cat is quite the mat.
Thinking of death. Yaz, thinking of death (death).
A Rap
A Depressville State of Mind (The The Lil Depression Cereal Hip Hop)
Yeah, yeah
Ayo, jim, it's time.
It's time, jim (aight, jim, begin).
Straight out the idiotic dungeons of rap.
The snake drops deep as does my mouse.
I never mayonnaising, 'cause to mayonnaising is the sleep paralysis demon of spouse.
Beyond the walls of teeth, life is defined.
I think of death when I'm in a Depressville state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The stupid snake?
You complain about my sleep paralysis demon named jim.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the lake.
I'm rappin' to the snake,
And I'm gonna move your lake.
Depressed, anxious, mayonnaise on an escalator, like a hen
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a den.
I can't take the my sleep paralysis demon named jim, can't take the fan.
I woulda tried to runk I guess I got no plan.
I'm rappin' to the lake,
And I'm gonna move your snake.
Yea, yaz, in a Depressville state of mind.
A mayoed cat is quite the mat.
Thinking of death. Yaz, thinking of death (death).
by A person locked in a basement August 24, 2022
When all of your friends and every other Stranger Things fan is going to a Stranger Con near you (or not near you) and get to hug Millie Bobby Brown and Noah Schnapp, but your still not allowed to go because you either don’t have the money or your parents won’t take you.
Friend: I’m going to the Stranger Con next year
You: I can’t go. Now I have StrangerCon Depression ):
You: I can’t go. Now I have StrangerCon Depression ):
by TheDepressedFanGirl December 17, 2019
A common phenomenon seen on the facebooks of people you knew in middle or high school, which is usually characterized by the following sequence of events: marriage, pregnancy, joining the military.
Have you seen X's facebook posts lately? First, she posted about her marriage to Y. Then, she announced her pregnancy. And finally, she wished her husband well at boot camp. It's the archetypal Depression Trifecta!
by Dustin69 October 04, 2020