tech guilt

Similar in concept to white guilt, tech guilt is a growing feeling among tech workers who are buying or renting homes and apartments made available by the eviction of socioeconomic minorities or the gentrification of "transitional neighborhoods" in major tech hubs like Silicon Valley.

Brad: Can you believe my studio apartment in the mission was Section 8 housing one year ago?! My rent is $4000/month! Oh well, I can afford it.

Jill: I hope you're feeling some tech guilt right now.

by Urbanartshare September 8, 2016

tech swavy

Tech person who is awesome at what they do.

You are tech swavy.

by Jaymoney2017 August 3, 2017

tech crew tyler

The only member and captain of Varsity Tech Crew. Alec wishes he could join, but he has no chance after ruining the live stream audio three times after the band concert.

Person 1: Hey, are you are varsity tech crew?
Person 2: No. Only TECH CREW TYLER is on varsity tech crew.
Person 1: I wish I could be TECH CREW TYLER.
Person 2: Yeah, He must get all the girls!

by the fife life man April 22, 2018

tech hell

The status of being unable go about life as normal due to unavailability of one or more (usually two) essential devices.

Fuck! My laptop is out for repair and my smartphone's screen is cracked. I'm stuck in tech hell with this shitty burner phone!

by Inglorious Sam February 20, 2018

Tech Hygiene

Healthy habits and practices with digital technology that can improve your productivity and mental health.

He kept his phone turned on next to his bed and struggled to practice tech hygiene, negatively impacting his sleep.

by nourishedninja May 26, 2018

Tech Gay

Similar to prison gay, when sweaty MTU students become so desperate they resort to homosexual conduct.

Guy 1: I'm so tired of beating off my own dick.
Guy 2: You wanna go tech gay and have an all male orgy?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!

by Not Tech Gay August 31, 2018

Tech squad

Brooklyn tech squads which consist of 50 fucking people or more. These squads fucking run around downtown Brooklyn like monkeys and sit on every available trash can

“Bro did you see that tech squad?”
“Yes dude I almost shit my pants there were like 69 retards”

by Daddy’s iPhone October 15, 2018