jive turkey

Detagatory word for a jerk, asshole, douchebag,a know it all but really they don't know shit.yhat person in your group of friends that no one likes to hang out with. A fuckin loser just the worst.
Douchebag. Jsckass asshole. Jerk.
Know it all but not really.

Look at this jive turkey on the corner playing his guitar like hes hosting a live concert.
by shavov5 December 28, 2013
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Turkey Day

The last thursday of November, in which celebration takes place in honor of the pilgrims who befriended the natives and slaughtered them when the had the chance, usually involves a lot of eating and for vegetarians they get to eat tofurkey!
"God damn!"
"what?"
"its turkey day. so i gotta cook all this food."
by that guy November 27, 2003
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turkey club

when you spread ur butt cheeks and close them on some1's nose and then fart causing their nose to rattle
john loves them turkey clubs he often tells me its the peak of his day
by lee November 17, 2004
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Having a turkey

Advanced Cockney slang. Original form ‘having a turk’ .

Rhyming slang - Turkish bath - Laugh
To have a laugh.
Often used in disbelief.
Are you having a turkey’?
‘Your having a turkey ‘
by Pike tfi November 05, 2017
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Turkey Pinch

When some pinches another person's fat or "roll".
When Sage and Dani were on the bus he turkey pinched her side.
by dfwilbert0 September 16, 2010
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Snow Turkey

An older woman (generally 60+, hence the snow definition) that has had plastic surgery and has a cat like face. Unfortunately even though the surgery makes her look younger the Turkey wattle around the neck cannot be removed. Cougar to Snow Turkey!
Barbara Walters is a classic Snow Turkey
by So Rong So Rite October 11, 2011
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rooster turkey

Acceptable terminology in a public setting to use to refer to someone as a "cock gobbler" or "cock sucker".
Father: Son, how's the new job?

Son: It's OK, but my boss is a rooster turkey.
by monkeytumble April 11, 2008
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