Poo Train

A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes

Watch out for that poo train over there, someone's going to slip on that and break their neck

by nounentity October 18, 2017

Tab Train

When you have so many tabs open in your internet browser, that scrolling back through them to the original tab takes a extended amount of time. The way in which the tabs load is similar to a moving train with all its carriages.

" Oh no, all that internet browsing has landed me a ticket aboard the Tab Train"

by Skirt and Tie December 13, 2016

Train Station

The anal cavity of a homosexual male

Person 1: How does Jacob have a new hook-up every week?
Person 2: Because he has a tight train station!

by DDaegan July 20, 2023

Gravy Train

Noun. A sexual practice common among Northern communities, whereby individuals gain extreme levels of erotic pleasure from the feeling of warm gravy being poured over their naked bodies. Originally devised by Lord Henry Bisto as a way of transporting gravy before the invention of the gravy boat, a gravy train is formed when three or more participants lie prostrate on an incline, usually head to toe up a terraced house staircase, feet facing towards the summit. Thick gravy, often fresh from the stove top, is then poured from the summit and allowed to flow across the naked torsos, faces and genitals of the participants, before settling in the mouth of the person at the base, commonly known as the 'bottom feeder'. Despite the practice being outlawed throughout much of the UK after the infamous Peter Kay incident of 2011, high-profile spokespeople including Curly Watts and Jonny Vegas continue to champion the rights of gravy trainers and regularly host illegal train rides.

'Fuckin'ell Sharon, next time wash your minge before you get on't gravy train!'
'Get the bisto out son, Nanna and Auntie Fran are coming round for a gravy train'.

by northernboyslovegravy December 5, 2014

train boy

A socially incompetent and borderline-creepy male virgin over the age of 23 who wears kakis/jeans with running shoes and probably still plays with trains.

"Do you see that dude staring at me awkwardly over in the corner? Ugh, what a train boy. He's sooo below my league."

by boob-dylan May 18, 2017

toilet trained

when a girl is deep throughting a cock and then she starts puking while still give you head haha

mery was gaggin on my wang and then i toilet trained her ass

by d moore March 3, 2004

mexican train

A term originated in Mexican prisons. A train consists of 7 to 10 men (usually of Mexican heritage) "having their way" on a weaker more vulnerable man. Damaged sphicter and colon are common results of a Mexican train.

Ramon and his group "Familia De Cinqo", have given a new degenerate prisoner named Randy the experience of a mexican train.

by red21dragon January 21, 2005