by unclechodeumsmegafan2008 May 7, 2025

When you place an order at the Sonic drive in, and race to jack off before your food is delivered to your car.
Tyler- "Yea bro last night was fuckin wild, I did the Sonic Shuffle before going to Wal-Mart sitting there for 6 fuckin hours"
by Dirty_toothbrush June 15, 2018

by Qad Nior January 1, 2023

hey look at that sonic overthere
by anonymous December 17, 2020

Person 1: Yo did you see Sonic over there
Sonic: *appears behind him*
Person 1: runs away in fear
Person 2: stands there with Sonic wondering what his problem was.
Sonic: *appears behind him*
Person 1: runs away in fear
Person 2: stands there with Sonic wondering what his problem was.
Sonic The Hedgehog is what you call a blue hedgehog that runs faster than the speed of sound he also collects big golden rings
by dabbaddabbad April 28, 2021
