by percaholiv August 18, 2023
Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.
by Shrimp954 December 03, 2024
When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)
by live laugh yarn December 28, 2022
extremely hairy pubic hair that hasnt been shaved in about six years, and an extremely small penis with it.
by sls143babe November 17, 2011
I went to go down on Blow Job Betty last night and had to back off because I was met with a large waft from her dirty shrimp dinner.
by Lickus Dickliosis April 06, 2017
shrimp oluf is the term for a small man that is beginning to have trouble with the size of his manly member. quote on quote "it shrinks in to the skin" said oluf this term is there for used as an insult for having a little guy.
smaller than a Shrimp!?! you have a shrimp oluf.
Under aged girl: its smaller than a shrimp, that must be a Shrimp oluf SUS EDITION
Under aged girl: its smaller than a shrimp, that must be a Shrimp oluf SUS EDITION
by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021
A man that has a microscopic dick and attempts to compensate for it by having a huge ego, and/or acting intolerable.
It was clear that man had Shrimp Dick Syndrome, because he felt the need to insert his non-existent dominance in a place it wasn’t needed.
by _Jane_Doe_ January 10, 2024