monkey pigeon

A person who's eyes look in different directions.

Dave, did you see that monkey pigeon? He had one eye on the Mars Bar, and the other one on the change

by kenlovejoy January 22, 2014

Bald Pigeon

While having vaginal intercourse, after the male ejaculates into the female, she then climbs to an elevated position and drips semen onto his bald head. Creating the illusion of a pigeon shitting on someone.

"Clara and I had a wild evening. First we had dinner, then after we made love she suprised me with a bald pigeon".

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Pigeon

The cutest animal on the world.

Do you see that pigeon over there, it’s so cute.

by ILYSMBIDKHTTYBIKYDLMB November 6, 2020

Pigeon

The female counterpart to a Scrub. Also known as a Skeeo, Pigeons are lazy, selfish, greedy and unfaithful women who treat their boyfriends/girlfriends/romantic partners poorly and often catcall and harass other women and men while doing so.

A Pigeon is a girl who be walkin' by
My rimmed up blue, brand new sparklin' five
Her feet hurt so you know she want a ride
But she frontin' like she can't say hi

- Sporty Thievz - 'No Pigeons' (Ruffhouse, 1999)

by BronYrAurHouse July 25, 2022

Hutt Pigeon

An insult used by the students of WC.

Hey, you dirty little Hutt Pigeon

by Muntersaurus March 11, 2015

Passenger pigeon

A significant other who receives accommodations and food but doesn't pay for anything.

Dave is funny but a freeloader, his girlfriend says he's a real passenger pigeon.

by S859 February 21, 2024

Pigeon

A retarded prick called Archie who is anerexic and has one but and no friends

Oi that guy is a proba pigeon

by Nignig 200 November 13, 2018