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california choad

1. A dude from cali who thinks he's better than the rest of us, tries to show off, but is just a massive dickhead. More dick than he is human.
2. When someone gets a perm for their pubes
Duuuude, do you know Bret? He's such a california choad.

I was gonna hook up with this guy last night, but I rejected him and his california choad.
I wasn't planning on hooking up with this guy last night, but then he showed me his california choad.
by cash_money$$$ September 3, 2021
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colfax california

Small little drinking town with a railroad problem
Wanna grab a drink? Let's go to Colfax California! More bars than restaurants!
by LlamaMama09 October 13, 2020
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California dumb

Cumulative stupidity resulting from a potent combination of unjustified entitlement, middling to low IQ, constant unchecked proximity to other vapid airheads, forced upward inflection, and the mistaken feelings of contribution despite providing little to no actual value to society observed exclusively in condescending coastal California dwellers.
Did you hear Rhett ask the whole crew to Google how much 23 grams of Carbon weighs and nobody caught it? God, they're all so California dumb.
by TooLateBlue May 10, 2023
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California hopscotch

Walking down a city sidewalk avoiding human feces.
Dammit! I've got shit all over my shoes! I was playing California hopscotch and I lost.
by Lucian T. Skeptic July 17, 2022
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California icepick

A sexual act when the male partner puts a popsicle in a condom and and inserts it in the ass of there female companion while also having vaginal sex
Me and my wife tried the California icepick last night in bed to help spice up our physical relationship.
by Phphsysics April 25, 2019
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california knot

The act of two men are on the beach and tie their erect penises around one anothers.
hey hun, while we're laying here wanna do a California knot?
by chiefsneef May 23, 2014
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California Solo

The beach was so full of hot babes, that in order to avoid a woody I had to go in the ocean and get a California Solo
by il brutto March 20, 2013
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