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Turkey Bagel

The seductive look a man gives, usually named Devon or Devo, in order to bring a female counterpart back to his place for the evening. This look usually produces extreme female orgasms.
Holy shirt girls, did you see DEVO at the music festival tonight in San Francisco? He was handing out Turkey bagels left and right!
by Uncle Tickler July 24, 2021
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Toasting the bagel

When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.
I need to start toasting the bagel bro.
by Dorkuss November 30, 2017
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trash bagel

1. Insult. A person (usually a woman) with low cultural tastes and interests, poor education, and inflated sense of self worth; a trashy person who is vaguely bagel shaped.

2. A social leech who thinks they are contributing to society; a person who gloats about their non-efforts as immeasurable while belittling others so as to derail and steal from them; a mooch.
Name is such a trash bagel! She gave grandma a big sob story about her break up and not being able to afford rent and then used the money to get fillers and go outlet shopping.
by Owda Jopal December 30, 2022
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The Bagel Bite

When a woman is performing oral sex on one man while another is penetrating her from behind, doggie style. While this is happening, place a plate of Bagel Bites on her back and have the two gentlemen share them while gazing lovingly into each other's eyes.
Little man and another guy pulled off the bagel bite this weekend.
by pittmonkey66 March 25, 2022
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Bagels

When a person or people are secretly indulging in very kinky and erotic sexual acts, but it is unknown to the general public
"OMFG! Jenny! Your boyfriend is totally bagels!!! He fucked my pussy like a monkey!!!"
by Lume9797 March 24, 2016
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thing o anchovies and a bagel

The act of rimming a man, the hole in the bagel is referential to the butthole, and the anchovies refer to the ravenous man that has his mouth open and pleasuring the receiver. The anchovy is also a fed upon by several top level predators and this represents the role of the person that uses the terms place in the hierarchy of being available for a wide range of types of men.
"Wow, did you hear about Timmy! He lined up for all the guys last night, it was a real thing o anchovies and a bagel!"
by zimdah April 1, 2021
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Chief Bagel

A complete legend who always gets the 3 star in Clash of Clans, and knows how to get them ladies. He is also such a god at Fortnite and is the god and father of Yahya Abdi, the king of GAHYA!
Did you hear about Chief Bagel? He just fucked my sister!
by Tommy Gale May 28, 2019
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