Amy Tan Fan Club

Definition 1: Fans of the Chinese American author Amy Tan, who wrote the inspiring bestselling fiction novel 'The Joy Luck Club', about a group of beautiful, gentle Asian women finding love and happiness by leaving their uncaring, abusive Asian male partners to find and marry the dashing White men who love and deserve them.

Definition 2: Asian Females coupled with White Males, in romantic or sexual relationships. Sometimes known as WMAF, Asian Fetish, or Yellow Fever.

Example 1: 'The Joy Luck Club' inspires me! I can't wait for a dashing White knight to come rescue me from my strict Asian parents. I'm definitely a part of the Amy Tan Fan Club! She really changed my life.

Example 2: I only date White men. I don't care that I'm Asian - I never date shitty Asian men. ATFC for life!

by Smiling Tiger June 25, 2017

DTG (dirty tan girl)

A lesbian girl who is neither white nor brown and wants to know the definition of teabagging.

Our DTG (dirty tan girl) friend came over last night for dinner and tea.

by IM AM DTG May 18, 2018

Tanning the Thighs of Saint George

Slapping thighs with your penis until they are bright red, and then ejaculating a cross ontop of them, in the form of an English flag.

To show my sexual patriotism, I tanned the thighs of Saint George.

by Munglai January 17, 2004

sucky tan ducky doo

A misspelling of a Japanese word, "suki ta sake du".

Person 1: "Is Japanese a hard language?"
Person 2: "Sucky tan ducky doo"

by archie <3 October 20, 2021

Del Taco spray tan

The act of eating a large quantity of Del Taco food followed by standing on one's head in the shower and spraying the warm diarrhea into the air covering one's body leaving the skin a golden brown.

I slept naked last night and accidentally gave my girlfriend a partial Del Taco spray tan when I bare-assed sharted on her.

by pre14g January 25, 2011

wash off tan

When you get enough dirt on your body that it looks like a tan which can then be washed off.

Tim looked like he had a tan, but when he got out of the shower, he was as pale as before. I guess it was just a wash off tan.

by Schizoreindeer August 14, 2010

coming out of the tanning bed

n. Someone who, either reluctantly or freely, admits to being a fan of the popular show, Jersey Shore. Similar to coming out of the closet, except there is nothing gay about it.

It took Lindi a few days, but she's finally coming out of the tanning bed.

by gingapowa March 1, 2011