The Sword of Gryffindor

When she’s packing more than just Harry Potter’s wand under her robe.

She was smokin hot but surprised me with the sword of gryffindor. It was bigger than mine. It was all good till she started giving me the old turkey slap.

by Dick Onchin March 9, 2024

The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.

Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.

by Ring pirate June 13, 2018

The Legend Of Zelda: Four Swords Sucks

it just sucks, every one agreed it sucks, F-, so now i belive it sucks

mom,

wut.

the legend of zelda: four swords sucks, i want breath of the wild

nope.

bruh.

by worldwide4445 May 31, 2022

Sword fight

This is what it's called when two dudes getting a fight in the shower naked

James stole a soup from Chris so he caught him in the shower and there were sword fighting like Peter Pan and Captain Hook

by Dapaperman May 6, 2022

Sworded

When you piss out your vaginal or penial gland and your Butthole at the same damn time.

I just sworded.

Damn she’s a sworder.

That man just sworded. Pause...

by Master Produkt May 8, 2018

sword of comeuppance

Your willy , filth stick , penis

Dave was pissing Rich off so he smacked him round the face with his veiny “ sword of comeuppance “

by Blue waffle troubadour September 18, 2023

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a sword that is super strong and is used to kill thanos

by GreekNostalgia June 5, 2019