Elmers Suprise

Glueing a persons butthole shut.

Lets give him an Elmers suprise.

by Elmer5479 June 29, 2009

Professional Suprise Sex Giver

A rapist

Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Suprise Sex Giver.

by JSD84848484 April 11, 2015

the chocolate suprise

when you are having anal sex with a woman (or man) and you eat their asshole out and they shit in your mouth

i was eating johnny's asshole out when he let out the chocolate suprise

by BIG MARV 78 June 18, 2009

"spring loaded in the dumb position"

a person who constantly volunteers wrong answers in a class or meeting

"I swear that guy is "spring loaded in the dumb position" every time the instructor asked us about a Roman general he said Napolean"

by Rat Tie January 12, 2009

spridget

What happens to a mouthful of coffee if someone makes you laugh mid-gulp. The spridget is the spray that comes out of your mouth.

Sarah spridgeted all over Jane's white blouse!

by Greenhead Girl April 16, 2009

Springboard Stevie

When a male is scanted and the force of the trouser's downward motion causes a recoil of the penis.

we gave john a springboard stevie last night, it was hilarious!

by oskar bravo December 13, 2009

seprina

Generally a very bitch like person but can be sweet and nice at times. very stunning and cute seprina's usually get all sorts of complements but they still care less what people say about her. seprina usually being a girl, is a saint.

wow did you see that seprina girl she is amazing

by Aquamarinesword March 3, 2017