Illinois Stanky leg

When a wheel falls off of your car.

Doug: damn my car got a mean Illinois stanky leg

by fartsmeller69 March 8, 2021

SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)

Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.

T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?

Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..

T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.

Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.

by Stoney69 April 23, 2021

lanky stanky

somebody with lanky arms and legs (maybe even a bit stanky smelly, perhaps even a little dancing.)

you can also reverse it and say stanky lanky (only for seasoned stankers and lankers)

you lanky stanky

ok

by lanky stanky guy June 8, 2021

Fat Stanly'd

Reneging on a job-offer after signing the acceptance letter

We got "Fat Stanly'd" by our latest new hire this morning. They were using our offer letter as leverage at their existing company.

by Swami Jack June 24, 2021

Dick Stingy

1)When bae just refuses to give you the dick 2)When that crush gives the dick to everybody but you

Dang that boy is fine too bad his dick stingy

by NealyNiceGuy June 30, 2021

West stanly high school

A place of hoeś and loud asś trucks also the squatted four runner

When I pull up to west stanly high school I see that one green four runner

by Yaman7098 October 11, 2021

Alexis Stangl

She's the girl that everyone needs in their life. She's an amazing friend and she makes up with you after every singe fight you have. I love her so much. She's my bestfriend

Omg I need an Alexis Stangl in my life. You're so lucky to have her

by TheBestSlayerOutThereWhoopWhoo January 12, 2023