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splatterbox

Man, I got to take an explosive shit. Can I use your splatterbox
by Donezo80 March 12, 2019
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Splatty Matty

Splatty Matty is an entity and a force of nature that everyone fears. It strikes fear into the hearts of all mortal men/women. Hanging out behind the dumpsters of almost any liquor or beer store it can find he tries to entice minors into doing sexual favours for the purchase of alcohol. No sexual act is too disgusting or depraved for Splatty Matty. Even incest with his own mother. There have been many imitation Splatty Mattys but the true Splatty Matty can not be replaced. If you encounter Splatty Matty there is nothing you can do but give up all hope. He will terrorize you even in your dreams. Which he quickly turns to nightmares with his callous disregard for sexual harassment, his disgusting sexual advancements, his lack of discrimination on his targets, and the fact that he talks in the third person. You can try running but the Splatty Matty always gets what he wants.....
Emerges from behind dumpster-“Hey there kids! You lookin to get some wobbly pops?!? Well Splatty Matty would love to help you get that sweet liquid courage nectar for ya..... but first you have to swallow all of Splatty Mattys sweet sweet nectar uhhh yeahhh huhuhuh......”
by Booridley March 10, 2020
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Splateyyy is cool.
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“You mean Splattr fucking degenerate
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splattbidnezz

1. Group of splatties and splatts socializing
2. An understood agreement

3. Clothing Brand
Im going to buy a SPLATTBIDNEZZ T-shirt”
Quez ~ “Don’t forget to pull up later foo” , “I got you gang, whole lotta SPLATTBIDNEZZ” said JD👎🏾
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splatkunt

An association of the game Splatoon and a derivative of the word cunt. Splatkunt is a vibe, a moment, a phenomenon, very kew kew krazy
"-Y-o-u'-r-e--g-i-v-i-n-g--c-u-n-t-!-" "ew don't you mean it's giving splatkunt?"
by sploot February 24, 2022
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Splatun

Sorry bro, I’m having a splatun with your hot mother
by Smogz March 29, 2022
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