crackhead speed

crackhead speed- a person who runs fast like a crackhead

that man has crackhead speed

by gfdfdgf May 10, 2019

high speed dirt

a kick ass megadeth song

its on countdown to extinction, track 8 is called high speed dirt

by bbbigbossbb October 16, 2005

Ludicrous Speed

A phrase taken from the Mel Brooks movie Spaceballs, refers to anything happening or moving at an exceptional rate.

My computer bluescreened the night before my paper was due, so I had to retype it at ludicrous speed that morning.

I had to drive at ludicrous speed to get to work on time after I lost my keys.

by South Illinois December 29, 2010

Ramming speed

A reference from Ben-Hur (1959), as the galley captain urged the slaves to row their fastest. When he did, the galley drummer increased tempo, and the soundtrack intensified.

It's time for get ready for school, kids. "Ramming speed!"

by mjconver January 21, 2010

jersey speed bump

a jersey speed bump is a pedestrian who is not paying attention J-walking while you are driving causing you not to notice them and eventually hitting them., It can also be used for someone taking too damn long to cross the street.

You're driving in your car with a buddy, all of a sudden you hear a loud noise and feel a huge bump., When your buddy asks "what the hell was that?", you can simply reply "Oh, just another Jersey Speed Bump."

by martian87 January 25, 2010

Pummel Speed

Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.

Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass.
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...

by goldenfinch September 18, 2017

Daytona Speed Jack

When running late but still have the urge to rub one out.

Sorry I'm late but I had to do a Daytona Speed Jack.

by Pussy Beavers November 14, 2020