Sloppy Tuesday

two people who are both desperate as hell and easy that will do anything for sextual activity; ie making out, hj, bj, sex etc, but with out any long term commitment

Their relationship is a perfect sloppy Tuesday, they can fuck and not have to worry about their future.

by slippss July 8, 2014

Sloppy Tuba

Queefing in someones face while they lick your asshole.

Last night my boyfriend was feeling adventurous so I gave him a sloppy tuba.

by WuJulius May 19, 2015

sloppy fish

A stretch out pussy that is wet and smells

After I fucked her it was like a sloppy fish

by the mic dick May 23, 2015

Sloppy Carlos

When a person wipes their ass after taking a very messy shit and then they proceed to wipe the shitty toilet paper on the driver door car handle of a neighbor who they don't like. The toilet paper must be discarded afterwards for it to be successful.

That neighbor is such an asshole that I had to sloppy Carlos his car to teach him a lesson.

by Rubus Dingleshart August 31, 2015

Sloppy Giraffe Neck

When people make out like they're giraffes fighting.

Person 1: Tom and Claire are doing that sloppy giraffe neck.
Person 2: That's nasty man.
Person 1: They gonna break their necks.

by Flavored Salmon October 29, 2015

sloppy bacon

Leaky and dripping.

That Nicola Simpson, she's a right sloppy bacon

by Ergosum June 22, 2016

sloppy paul

a sex move in which a man will drink a mixture of chili and milk and spit it into a woman's vagina

I gave my girl a sloppy paul the other night, and she's had a nasty infection ever since.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016