Shmohawk

When a person makes an absolutely outlandish decision, and after some time, that decision comes back to haunt them even more.

Marian Hossa turned down a 7 year $48 million dollar contract from the Penguins to play for the Red Wings last Fall, and instead signed a 1-year $7.8 million dollar contract with the Red Wings in order to have a better chance at winning the Stanley Cup. Last week, the Penguins beat the Red Wings in the Finals and the Shmohawk got to watch his teammates celebrate without him.

by LakeForestWASP June 17, 2009

Simhore

A simulated Whore one who may date a lot that gets his or her dates from internet dating sites.

A man or woman who gets into trouble with dating cause by technology rather the internet or phone (texting included)

a simhore a woman who has two dates same night both came from singles website.

or

gets cought talking to a guy when another guy calls and says the wrong thing to the wrong guy

by Deven Rantz February 13, 2008

Simon

Simon's are usually mad gamers and are often found gaming furiously late in to the night.

Simon! Please get off that computer and go to bed.

by keepingitreal123 October 16, 2018

Simon

That guy who gets made fun of for a big mole on his cheek. He is a suave boy and trys to fit in with the big cunts. He is the superior to any blake in the world.

Oh shit Blake run, Simon is here to bust your balls.

by Professor Suave August 8, 2019

Simon

A person who tried to get laid, but ended up with a man. No one even knows how but it happened.

Person 1: You're being such a Simon right now.
Person 2: Oh shit
Person 1: I'm a guy lol
Person 2: *Dies*

by TKS205 November 5, 2019

Simon CDC

A person who is useless, incapable of his duties.

Hey mate, don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020

Simon CDC

A person who is useless & incapable of his duties. Also world's slowest typer.

Don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020