Shrek

Shreks is a green ogre who lives in a swamp.He has a donkey friend and a wife named Fiona who he penetrates every night.Shrek has a 69 ft cock that is called a swamp monster.He use onions to Shrek his enemies like faurquad,that guy is a dick.If you see Shrek, his swamp monster will fill your ass with his love.

Drek just got shrekt by shrek's swamp monster.

by Swagger Dabber May 21, 2016

shrek

shrek lives in turkey and flew a plane to manhattan and made a small swamp school with 4 kids and shreks them every second. Shrek also tries to catch some one on there laptop and then win he finds out it is school work he will say: "Yaaa get out man!". before i shrek you 10000000 times more.

shrek is stuck in turkey!!

by fat 11 November 9, 2017

Shrek'd

When you were sent dank memes of Shrek by someone.

Ella sent Shrek memes to Johnny on Discord. After being Shrek'd, the chat was all ogre.

by happyatcommonsense November 6, 2018

sheck

to mess up

You're sheckin up!

by notactuallyjustin August 29, 2009

sheckels

What some mlg internet troll cunt face refers to coins as

And the dickhead said to me "give me your sheckels"

by Laurentheledge October 12, 2016

Sheckshe

To be very attractive to another person, especially if you have a lisp.

Dood, her boyfriend is freakin' sheckshe.

by Rach Chranne August 20, 2009

shmeckledwarfed

The act of being swindled misunderstood or confused.

"we'v just been shmeckledwarfed

by Anonumin October 19, 2009