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Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.
He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
by Gmannetje June 27, 2022
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Ed the Shed

Ed is a Shed
"Wow its Ed the Shed!"
by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 17, 2022
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Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.
Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!
by KloppOut January 12, 2023
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in the shed

when your friends dont see/ hear from you for months cus youre always with your boo

when all your time is spent with your boyfriend/girlfriend, often refers to people in a new relationship.
"dude when did I last see u? ur with ----? oh youve been in the shed i see u"
"---- can never come out with us anymore, shes hella in the shed with her new guy"
by parasyyke January 31, 2024
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big daddy moes farm shed special

Taking your girl or guy or farm animal to a Home Town Buffet and having intercourse while either party is bent over the salad bar.
Hey Farmer John, I saw Susie yesterday and gave her the good old big daddy moes farm shed special
by Puto Suave January 31, 2024
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Big daddy moe farm shed special

Taking a farm animal or your significant other and having sex while bent over the salad bar at the local Home Town Buffet
Man I met this chick on Bridge Builder Mars thing and instead of building bridges, I gave her the big daddy moe farm shed special
by Puto Suave January 31, 2024
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The Boof Shed

A shack in the everglades that people meet at to shove things up their butt. Sometimes people will use it as a word to describe a poor looking structure.
It is also typically abbreviated as TBS.
Friend 1: Hey, come check out my house!
Friend 2: What kind of boof shed is that?

Friend 1: Yooo I just got some lube and 14 cantalopes, you wanna hit up The Boof Shed?
Friend 2: Oh hell yeah!
by wLloydS August 8, 2025
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