Murphy's Law of shaving

You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!

One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.

by QuacksO March 15, 2025

Miami Pencil Shaving

A Miami Pencil Shaving is the act of shaving of ones foreskin with a pencil sharpener and forcefully shoving the shaved foreskin down your partners throat as you feed them your smegma.

Michael: Hows your love life?

James: It’s amazing! My wife let me do a Miami Pencil Shaving with her!

by Kennedy Diaz January 9, 2026

shadingal

slang for respect

i aint getting no shadingal round here.

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Shakin the spot

Leaving, Going, or going away

Guy: I am shakin the spot. I am gone.

by mrcub16 October 15, 2008

Shakingdown

The progressive form of the verb to Shakedown.

As of right now, we're still shakingdown on Saturday.

by The Radio ProGrammar May 7, 2009

SHABiNG!!

shabing is when a girl is on top of the guy && the guy is gettin the actual benefit. so the first word he says is SHABiNG!!!!

its a great word that people use when they are having a good time with someone... or something...

Can also be bad.. se example.

SHABiNG! i just won the lottery!!
SHABiNG!! i just got sprinkles on my ice cream!
bad:: YOU STUPID SHABiNG!! YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!!

by k. B00M. :D July 2, 2009

Shakin' Da Bacon

A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.

Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?

Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.

by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010