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heart shaped glasses

1.) a guy who has a funny shaped dick
2.) sunglasses shaped like hearts that lolita's wear
OMG, my boyfriend has a funny shaped dick, thats so heart shaped glasses

I wear heart shaped glasses in bed for my 50 yr old boyfriend
by ely67 December 2, 2007
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Your House is House Shaped

You're doing something correctly.

The name stems from the act of drawing something and the accuracy of it's shape.

House = the act of doing something
Shape = how well you're doing it.

The farther away the house is from being house-shaped, the worse the person is at whatever they're trying to do.
Guy #1: I drew this house, but I think it looks more like a banana.
Guy #2: Naw man, your house is house shaped!
by RykaLily August 17, 2011
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Shakespear

Shakespear - Wanker, Tosser:

Shakespear explained: As well as being the surname of a famous Playwright (William Shakespear), it is used as a double meaning to insult something, calling someone a Shakespeare is calling Someone who "shakes their spear" in other words plays with themself.

A Work of Shakespear - Wank stain (ejectulation)

Also can be a Macbeth, or a Hamlet or even a Romeo & Juliet
Guy 1: "Hey mate, quit being a Shakespear!"

Meaning: Stop being such a wanker.

Guy 1: "Do you remember Guy?"
Guy 2: "Guy, isn't he the Shakespear we went to school with?"
Guy 1: "Yeah that's him."

Meaning: Guy, isn't he the wanker we went to school with?
by Little Boy Death November 5, 2012
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shakes

Man chill out you don't wanna look like shakes....
by ho| February 10, 2003
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in good shape

What is said to you if you are either too old to be hot, or just plain not attractive.
Friend #1: Hey man, you see that girl I was with at the bar on Friday? Not bad, right? Friend #2: Dude, not hot. Friend #1: Well, she was in good shape. Friend #2: Agree, she was in good shape.
by Duece79 November 7, 2017
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heart shaped glasses

a nickname for a guy who has a funny shaped dick
girl 1: I always call my boyfriend "heart shaped glasses" because he has a funny shaped dick

girl 2: really?! so do I
by wjk December 19, 2007
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drawing the shades

the desire or actual act of jumping on someone... usually the culmination of a sexual pursuit ending in headbanging, sweaty, exhausting sex. originated in a freshman orientation seminar on improper sexual conduct at a small HBCU in southeast virginia on exit 267 on I 64.. hmm i wonder what school this is???
tim: shorty's lookin rite in that outfit
mike: yea man shorty looks good
tim: yeah i wouldn't mind drawing her shades
by hbcu chick November 19, 2003
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