(n): people with the complexion, facial hair, and other characteristics commonly attributed to Mexicans, who are generally socially awkward and as a result sketch around the place; often attracted to anything (animal, food, human, other object) that is black or very dark
Ed: Hey, do you see that couple over there?
Brooke: Yeah I do, they're so weird...
Ed: I don't see how that works.
Brooke: Me either, he's such a sketch mex
Brooke: Yeah I do, they're so weird...
Ed: I don't see how that works.
Brooke: Me either, he's such a sketch mex
by TheChemistryMagician October 28, 2012
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an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs unintentionally due to one being sketched the fuck out on meth and usually results in injury, damage, or loss.
an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs unintentionally due to one being sketched the fuck out on meth and usually results in injury, damage, or loss.
A sketchcident is ANY undesirable occurance that occurs while one is sketchy sketched and sleep deprived due to using the recreational drug crystal meth.
E.g.- Gurrllll...did you hear about his sketchcident? He got up from the bed to get more lube and his sketchy ass tripped over his laptop charger and pulled all his shit off the table.
E.g.- Gurrllll...did you hear about his sketchcident? He got up from the bed to get more lube and his sketchy ass tripped over his laptop charger and pulled all his shit off the table.
by jmclopes August 27, 2012
Get the sketchcident mug.When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom
Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."
by S34NY November 3, 2012
Get the Scotch Egg Syndrome mug.The primary assistant to a typically small- to medium-time neighborhood crystal meth dealer, quite often responsible for keeping the dealer themselves out of trouble and the operation running and profitable (the term profit subject to dealers' perceptions). This role is similar to the 'Sketchatary' in association with a dealer but is different in that the individual providing support is doing so out of a genuine interest for the dealer and their operation, as they often begin their arrangement based on prior trust and experiences as friends.
Roles of the average sketchetary typically include:
- Mobile phone receptionist
- Schedule coordinator
- Code-keeper (combinations, PIN's, etc)
- Chauffeur
- Gopher
- Security guard
- Accountant
- Personal assistant (grooming, wardrobe, etc)
- Party planner (and later, Party pooper)
- Voice of reason
- Whipping boy/Fall-guy
The job requires a high level of intrusion into their dealers' lives, often mistaken for being overly nosy or snooping about; to do their job well they must know what is going on, what comes in, what goes out, who has what and where at most times. Without a high level of trust between a dealer and their chosen assistant then neither one can do their job right.
If a romantic (or purely physical) relationship develops then the Sketchetary title does not apply; then they become just another skank looking for a free ride.
Sometimes a Sketchetary is referred to by the short-hand "SKTY", pronounced "skitty."
Roles of the average sketchetary typically include:
- Mobile phone receptionist
- Schedule coordinator
- Code-keeper (combinations, PIN's, etc)
- Chauffeur
- Gopher
- Security guard
- Accountant
- Personal assistant (grooming, wardrobe, etc)
- Party planner (and later, Party pooper)
- Voice of reason
- Whipping boy/Fall-guy
The job requires a high level of intrusion into their dealers' lives, often mistaken for being overly nosy or snooping about; to do their job well they must know what is going on, what comes in, what goes out, who has what and where at most times. Without a high level of trust between a dealer and their chosen assistant then neither one can do their job right.
If a romantic (or purely physical) relationship develops then the Sketchetary title does not apply; then they become just another skank looking for a free ride.
Sometimes a Sketchetary is referred to by the short-hand "SKTY", pronounced "skitty."
"You can call me any time you need something, just call this number and if you don't reach me my sketchetary will take care of you."
"Daniel sure is lucky he has JJ for a sketchetary, else he would have been busted for sure falling out at a slot machine last night. He got 'em both out of there before the pit boss could get security to haul that flail out back!"
"SKTY, get in here! Where the hell did you put my scale and baggies??"
"Well, um....you put the scale in the inside pocket of your overcoat as we got in the cab, it should still be there."
"What about my baggies? I gotta weigh this up before he leaves."
"We ran out of baggies when you dropped the last of them behind the couch at that last client's place. I'm running to the smoke shop now to get some more. And you're almost out of smokes, want one pack or two?"
"Daniel sure is lucky he has JJ for a sketchetary, else he would have been busted for sure falling out at a slot machine last night. He got 'em both out of there before the pit boss could get security to haul that flail out back!"
"SKTY, get in here! Where the hell did you put my scale and baggies??"
"Well, um....you put the scale in the inside pocket of your overcoat as we got in the cab, it should still be there."
"What about my baggies? I gotta weigh this up before he leaves."
"We ran out of baggies when you dropped the last of them behind the couch at that last client's place. I'm running to the smoke shop now to get some more. And you're almost out of smokes, want one pack or two?"
by N.D. Creamer September 10, 2013
Get the Sketchetary mug.Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.
Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."
Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"
Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."
Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"
Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."
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