Sanchez

Sanchez is the kinda man that you’d think Obama would be but it was actually just a retarded looking horse. His face is that of a chicken nugget. And yet, his figure is somehow godly. Yes, you've heard me. His face is a burnt chicken nugget and his body is like smooth chocolate. If you meet a Sanchez, I’m warning you now. Please take precautionary measures and avoid his being at all costs. Because of his presence on Earth, walk around with a taser at all times.

Holy shit is that man legal?

You mean that really ugly guy over there??

Yeah, yeah- the mexican lookn cauillou headass guy..

OHH that’s just Sanchez... run.

by LilBitchy November 14, 2019

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Cholò Sanchez

Cholò Sanchez or more commonly know as Cholo Is the voice inside of my head. Cholo often tries to get me to do some pretty bad things, and because im weak I do them.

Cholò Sanchez "I bet you won't buy that 6 year old off the black market, wanna know why, cause your a pussy"
Me "god dammit fine"
~Click~

by GoodGarcia February 1, 2019

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Miss dirty sanchez

When a woman finger bangs her self in front of a man and pulls out her finger and drags it under the mans nose.

Bob was turned on while Cindy finger banged her self but nearly barfed when she gave him the "miss dirty sanchez".

by Mandieet December 9, 2008

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Angry Sanchez

A continuation of the dirty Sanchez but you add a V on the forehead starting between the eyes.

Aww man I gave my girl a dirty Sanchez but she looked mad so I made it and angry sanchez

by Dirtsmith July 11, 2024

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clara sanchez pochito

A cute and adorable cat, usually black and brown in color. Clara is the most superior cat in the world even more precious than diamonds. Large sparkly eyes and a calm soft playful personality and deep love for affection, Clara is loved by many. Although very picky when it comes to diet and food, Clara maintains tip top shape year around due to her dietary habits.

She's so cute like Clara Sanchez Pochito

by Rystel January 9, 2024

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