Satchel

1. A term used to describe the ball sack of a male

2. Also can be used in place of the word douchebag, or can be used to describe any other person you hate for whatever reason. More commonly used to describe plurally and not singularly. The effect of the word is signifigantly weakend when used to describe a person.

Dan: Dude look at that kid he pulled his pants down

Ben: (Sees ball sack) NO MORE SATCHEL!

or

Dan: Look at that guy with all the tatoos, hes eying up that little asian girl. What a fucking creep.

Mike: Yeah dude, we gotta get outta here. This place is full of satchel.

by Fudgepacking Spacedocker June 26, 2009

Nut Satchel

the preverbial bag that containes your testies a.k.a. your nut sack

I just got kicked in the Nut Satchel.

Quit being such a Nut Satchel George.

by Nubby G January 7, 2010

Sticky Sanchez

during sex the guy partner unloads onto the girl partner's pubes and then rubs his pube's on her's therefore sticking them together.

"Oh baby, let me give u a Sticky Sanchez"

by Matt Thimas April 12, 2008

Funny Sanchez

When one person makes another person laugh out of their nose mid-felch resulting in a jizz/poo mustache.

That jerk Jeffery told a knock knock joke while I was felching and I ended up with a funny sanchez.

by Cramtoes September 8, 2010

Secret Agent Sanchez

You do a girl doggie style, and while u're having sex you stick your thumb up your ass. After you get a good amount of poo on your thumb, you pull on the girl's hair til her head is close enough for you to smear poo all over her lips!

Shorten version = A.S.Y (pronounced Ass-Ee)

I totally secret agent sanchez your mom last night!

by Big "Fuck The Other Big Bosses" Boss November 10, 2008

satchel

satchel is a large metal bowl filled with variaties of pudding and everyone knows that.

hey pal why dont you give me that satchel before i give u a twisted japanease mullet.

Hey man lets make a satchel of pudding an invite the shagglemop over for and extenguating orgy.

by kevin johnson, steve patrick, and bob fix September 14, 2004

Brett Michael Sanchez

Brett Sanchez, A.K.A. "Manchez", "Dirty Manchez", "Dirrrrty Sanchez", "Little Bitch", "Corn Hole Eater"

n. - Punk ass bitch. Enjoys giving poop mustaches. Also enjoys receiving poop mustaches. Takes excessive showers and is overly-obsessed with the game console "xbox-360" and is notorious for ditching his friends to play said game console. Also takes excessive amounts of time to operate motorized vehicles. Essentially drives like an senior asian woman or bitch.

Brett Michael Sanchez likes men.

"Brett, you drive like such a bitch."
"Brett you don't need to take your fucking fifth shower today."
"Brett, suck my cock."
"Brett, you fucking 'nigga-lipped that bitch.'"

by Alex Joseph Lee January 11, 2008