Sucking on your own dick

1. Excessive talking and admiration of your own point of view that you really don’t listen to, or try to really understand, a word someone of a different point of view is saying.
2. Not listening to someone, but going on and on about your opinion and pursuits after they’ve told you they’re not interested, they don’t care, or they don’t know.

1. Jerk: “This character sure flies into a murderous rage when called to account for his politicization of every topic, doesn't he? I'll not let his, and his far-left ilk, continue to use this tactic of ‘fire and run’ anymore. These Anti-Liberty leftists are ready for battle when someone calls them on their obvious bullshit. It won't be good for them, in the end.
Oh...and I love how this poor, put-upon liberal snowflake, threw-in how my comment about his political rant about our environment was "Racist!"
Racist??? Hahahaha. How does this boob think that I'm the one trying to make him look bad, when this fool does it soooo well himself. Does he really think that anyone would take ANY OF HIS INPUT seriously after such a victim statement like that?
TRY HARDER… please…”

Other guy: “Hahahaha...you know, I was just wondering when you were going to stop sucking on your own dick and actually try and understand what I’m really saying!”

2. Girl finally getting a word in, after listening to a guy go on and on about his ex-girlfriend who happens to be her friend, and how his ex is a slut for dumping him, not realizing it’s his own damn fault she dumped him.

Jerk:
“blah, blah, blah, blah…bitch…
blah, blah, blah, blah…slut
blah blah, blah, blah,…whore…”

Girl:
“You know, I was just thinking to myself, how long you were going to go on sucking on your own dick?”

by nutsydriveyou7 June 12, 2017

Sucking the life out of me

These awful so called "people" are sucking the life out of life out of me with their constant sound, and physical abuse.

I didn't know how bad life could be for me until I met Lindy, and her family then targeted me to harass me to no end, they literally sucking the life out of me by virtual reality and abusive targeting. It's been a wreck for each of my family members for 8 long years.

by Furmanski February 13, 2019

sucking todays dick

as used in pineapple express - to continue your day get shit done.

guy1: whats up
guy2: nothing much just sucking todays dick!

by deeeeezzzzzzzzz April 1, 2010

smacking balls

when you are so bored at home that smacking your own balls would be considered fun

Dude1: hey man what r u doing?
Dude2: nothing much bro just smacking balls
Dude1: that bored hey? come out tonight if you want

abbreviation: smackin balls

by Elselvor July 11, 2012

slacking off school

When you have a computer and unblocked games are working 😈 😈 😈 😈

Are you "slacking off school"?

by Cryptic hacker 😈 October 11, 2021

Sucking Ethan’s Dick

When you suck Ethan’s d!ck and make him cum so hard he impregnates you

“I was sucking Ethan’s dick and now I’m pregnant!!!”

by Dickbitter9824 November 4, 2021

crap sucking retard

a remarkably stupid person; a person who believes any old crap that he hears and then spews it out.

He's such a crap sucking retard he thought the chick who told him to fuck off was coming on too him.

by N.Y. September 29, 2006