The straights

People who are attracted to the opposite gender and ONLY that, usually Trump supporters, the men are known to have tiny pickle syndrome, which is a rare disease that gives men small penises! The women enjoy tumblr, Starbucks, Bryce hall, and tiktok, most of the time they are disgusted by “ALT” people and people who use pronouns that aren’t what they were born with (example- She/they, He/they, they/them, he/him, she/her, ze/zim, etc) and when these two types of people meet they form a bond known as “Marriage” and will then move in to become Bible-humping straights. So in conclusion, straight means you like go-carts, tumblr, and men (Hi! By the way this is a joke, be whoever you want!)

Nina: what does straight mean? I wouldn’t know
Maddie: the straights are people who enjoy go-carts, tumblr, and men

by Girl in reds wife January 1, 2021

I'm straight

I'm alright. In other words, I'm GOOD OR NO.

Aye Von you wnt this pizza? I'm straight. (I'm good)
"Can I get a cup of ice water?" "We got cups no water." "I'm straight." (I'm good). You can say that's straight or it's straight 2. Meaning yes

by REMEMBERTHIS4EVA October 14, 2020

straight as a ruler

something closeted people use to describe themselves to hint that they’re attracted to the same gender, often used by people who are attracted to the opposite gender as well as the same (ie. bisexuals)

person 1: how are you so straight but so gay at the same exact time

person 2: i’m straight as a ruler

by mori13 February 4, 2021

it's straight

A.K.A. "it's ok." This term is used by a more ghetto audience.

Cindy: OMG that boy jacked your car!
Billy: It's straight

by logann hinshaw May 8, 2005

straight curious

Having fun with dick isn't always gay... sometimes it's 98% straight. If you are straight curious you love girls and date only girls. but.... every once and a while you give in and let a dude suck your dick or you suck his. You are not gay if you are friends. You are friends messing around... not dating.

I'm not gay... I'm straight curious!

by Playing with dick isn't gay June 2, 2016

straight chillin

when you are chillin without any ups or downs during your sesh. aka straight chillin

"AJ you aright?"
"Yeh nate, I'm straight chillin on the east river"

by seshing101 August 21, 2011

straight up and down like 6 o clock

Referring to the appearance of a woman who has absolutely nothing to offer in the chest. A woman who is Straight up and down like six o clock looks exactly like what the term implies---there are no boobs to break up the straight line appearance when you look at her from top to bottom. Most prominent when viewed from the side.

"Man did you see that chick?"

"Yeah....she is OK but she has no tits..."

"Yeah I know what you mean....she's straight up and down like 6 o clock!"

by supremehighlander July 20, 2006