Squirt

It's when a dollar store skeezer pisses everywhere after sex. Dumbasses think it's a women's cum which is actually physically impossible and in fact has been proven to be urine.

Dumbass shitbird #1: damn dude you had that fat, ugly ass bitch tina here last night!

Dumbass shitbird #2: yeah dude I'm the man, she completely soaked my sheets with her squirt.

Dumbass shitbird #1: you retard, there's no such thing! *sniffs sheets* it's fucking piss dude!

I made your mom squirt all over the walls!

by UnholyFartMaster August 5, 2025

Saginaw Squirt

Saginaw squirting is the act of inserting mentos into a woman’s vagina and proceeding to fill the vagina with Diet Coke. The liquid that sprays out as a result is Saginaw Squirt.

I met this hottie at the bar last night and she took me back to her place and sprayed my face with that Saginaw Squirt.

by dswee June 12, 2025

Squirting season

January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.

When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.

by Mike&tom December 5, 2018

ceiling squirting

this is when you rub your pickle to the point you're ceiling squirting.

"Chad! Are you ceiling squirting again? I'll go get the towels"

by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016

squirt

what u call ur momma

yo little squirt

by DylanBurtoftDictionary May 10, 2018

The short burst squirt

When a man puts his penis head on a woman's face and ejaculates so the semen bounces off creating a squirt look.

It got messy after we did the short burst squirt.

by Daddyajthelord March 13, 2024

skirrt and squirt

To go on a drive with friends that then leads to the sexual act of intercourse the leading to squirting

I went for a skirrt and squirt with my friends Racheal, Jack and Joel

by Thewankbank754327 February 4, 2025