Spunk Bubble Blower

used to denote an occasion when a homosexual whilst cupping his partners jizz in his throat, perts his lips and gentle blows little spunk bubbles in the air.

Thought to have originated in Hamilton

Shug: "Garry if you really love me, don't spit my love porridge out, be my little spunk bubble blower"

Garry: "Bob....Bob.....Bob....."

Spunk Bubble Blower by Richie Kelkito July 7, 2006

Spunk Muffin 

1: When a woman asks you to cum on a muffin for her to then eat the muffin, the cum (spunk) acting as a sort of icing to increase the taste.

2: You can call your girlfriend Spunk Muffin as a pet name if you do this with her.

1: I came on the double chocolate chip muffin instead of her face and she then proceeded to eat the spunk muffin whole.

2: Hey there my little spunk muffin, how was your day?

Spunk Muffin by Pimp-Master J May 13, 2006

funky spunk 

When your man needs to eat more red meat or wheat grass.

His sppoge tated like ass.

funky spunk by Giz god April 7, 2004

spunk 

A collection of sweat and lint from ones ass crack, that can be scraped into a ball and applied to ones enemies.

He spit in my drink, so I wiped my spunk on his burger!

spunk by Rootmaster September 15, 2003

spunk bubble 

a bubble of spunk. a person you conssider an idiot.

oh look at that spunk bubble

spunk bubble by xxxocet May 6, 2008

Spunk Moocher 

A term used to describe the child of a single mother. So called because the child is constant reminder that another man's spunk has mooched your new woman.

"Hi John, are you still with Sarah ?"

"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"

Spunk Moocher by Pabski July 12, 2003

Spunk Hunt 

arises from uncontrolled ejaculation. The loss of bodily fluids into the unknown - eg. living-room carpet, bedroom ceiling etc.

The Spunk Hunt occurs when a partner returns home unexpectedly, immediately after the mag stash has been completed. Wayward semen is rarely found by the male of the species, but the female of the species is more attuned to track it down.

A dead giveaway that a covert wank has taken place, along with flushed cheeks, and trousers half-undone.

I had a quickie over that bird from charmed yesterday, after a thorough Spunk Hunt I found the mess and cleaned it up before my missus got home.

Spunk Hunt by www.chavspotting.co.uk May 27, 2004