There is a giant party going on in the Big Smoke this weekend. Make sure you mother fuckers R.S.V.P that shit or you won't be getting in
by nooiquence May 31, 2008
by Larry Cook December 07, 2007
Person: guys guys did yku know lebron james is the best quaterback for the new cleveland patriots
Kanye: WHAT!? Are you smoking!?
Kanye: WHAT!? Are you smoking!?
by PlayPokemonGo December 10, 2016
A fucking amazing thing to do that will both get you high and make you incredibly fucking badass. Awesome dudes like to smoke tampons because of the high amounts of THC, nicotine and 4-methylmethcathinone.
Smoking tampons is highly illegal, super extreme and not for lame-os. If you don't smoke tampons, you smoke dicks.
Smoking tampons is highly illegal, super extreme and not for lame-os. If you don't smoke tampons, you smoke dicks.
Lame-o: Whoa, look at that guy smoking tampons, what a cool dude.
Dudebro: WHOA, THAT RAD MAN IS SMOKING TAMPONS THROUGH HIS NOSE!
Faggot: I do not smoke tampons, therefore I am a faggot.
Dudebro: WHOA, THAT RAD MAN IS SMOKING TAMPONS THROUGH HIS NOSE!
Faggot: I do not smoke tampons, therefore I am a faggot.
by WP88 April 03, 2010
by smoke, smoking,smoke house February 03, 2010
1. Intense sexual intercourse; fucking (verb)
2. An attractive vagina (noun)
3. Setting flame to a woman's vagina (verb)
4. Shooting a cat (verb)
2. An attractive vagina (noun)
3. Setting flame to a woman's vagina (verb)
4. Shooting a cat (verb)
1. "Charlie was smoking pussy left and right last weekend. He could barely keep the babes off him."
2. "Damn babe, you got one smokin' pussy."
3. "Freddy found out his wife was sleeping with a politician, so while she was asleep later that night he took his Zippo and started smoking pussy."
4. "I'm fucking tired of all these strays in my apartment complex. If ya'll catch me smoking pussy in my parking lot tomorrow don't phone the pigs."
2. "Damn babe, you got one smokin' pussy."
3. "Freddy found out his wife was sleeping with a politician, so while she was asleep later that night he took his Zippo and started smoking pussy."
4. "I'm fucking tired of all these strays in my apartment complex. If ya'll catch me smoking pussy in my parking lot tomorrow don't phone the pigs."
by Cocaine-cola August 14, 2019
When one is too broke to afford a cigarette, and thus can't afford to solicit sex from a prostitute, they take a drag from a prostitutes's cigarette, usually for the low price of only a nickel; The cheapest known way to satisfy a nicotine craving.
Hooker: "Hey buddy, you lookin' for a good time?"
Mel Gibson: "Well ya, but I can't afford that. You got a cigarette? I could go for a hooker smoke."
Hooker: "It'll cost ya a nickel."
Mel Gibson: "Well ya, but I can't afford that. You got a cigarette? I could go for a hooker smoke."
Hooker: "It'll cost ya a nickel."
by RJBrown9 December 01, 2010