The Sloppy Joe

When a man shits in a womans vagina and begins to eat the woman out.

I gave your sister the sloppy joe last night.

by BombDroppin April 04, 2009

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sloppy jackhammer

When you're getting head and you thrust into her mouth at the fastest possible speed.

Yeah dude, we were in bed and we did the sloppy jackhammer, and it's something you need to try with your girl.

by Uncle Squeeze May 25, 2019

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Sloppy Carmichael

The act of drooling into ones sphincter then letting it leak back into your mouth and using it as mouth wash. Then proceeding to makeout with your partner.

I watched Nick and his girlfriend perform a sloppy carmichael, it was disgusting!

by Bthibs October 14, 2011

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Sloppy Agape

When two Christians get into a very fast, love bombing dumpster fire of a relationship... which inevitably leads to them getting engaged in a short period of time.

Based on the very biblically utilized Greek word agapē, usually representing the highest form of love.

"Wow, Alayna and Emmett are in a relationship :)"

"Yeahhhh.. but it's been pretty sloppy agape so far, I don't know how it's gonna go."

by nobrakesonthejaketrain September 20, 2022

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Sloppy Karen

A sloppy Karen is when you’re giving a blowjob and you throw up on his dick and swallow it back down without them noticing.

Matt: hey, what happened with that guy last night you guys were really hitting it off?
Finn: oh yeah I took him home but I was so drunk I gave him a sloppy Karen but he didn’t notice so it was all good.

by Fboi April 26, 2020

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