The Sloppy Joe

When a man shits in a womans vagina and begins to eat the woman out.

I gave your sister the sloppy joe last night.

by BombDroppin April 04, 2009

sloppy jackhammer

When you're getting head and you thrust into her mouth at the fastest possible speed.

Yeah dude, we were in bed and we did the sloppy jackhammer, and it's something you need to try with your girl.

by Uncle Squeeze May 25, 2019

Sloppy Agape

When two Christians get into a very fast, love bombing dumpster fire of a relationship... which inevitably leads to them getting engaged in a short period of time.

Based on the very biblically utilized Greek word agapē, usually representing the highest form of love.

"Wow, Alayna and Emmett are in a relationship :)"

"Yeahhhh.. but it's been pretty sloppy agape so far, I don't know how it's gonna go."

by nobrakesonthejaketrain September 20, 2022

a Sloppy Jerome

when you bite the fore skin during anal

oh my fucking god Jessica gave me a sloppy Jerome last night and i came everywhere

by gay white bat October 26, 2018

sloppy caden

when you put your dick in a sloppy joe and eat it after nutting inside of it.

bro i just pulled a sloppy caden during lunch

by sussy chucklenuts October 23, 2023

sloppy goldfish

A shot of cheap tequila with a chunk of week old sun dried fish dropped in, chased by a flat mountain dew.

Get your ass over to the party, we are taking sloppy goldfish shots tonight!

by Robberrdyyckk December 13, 2020

Sloppy Karen

A sloppy Karen is when you’re giving a blowjob and you throw up on his dick and swallow it back down without them noticing.

Matt: hey, what happened with that guy last night you guys were really hitting it off?
Finn: oh yeah I took him home but I was so drunk I gave him a sloppy Karen but he didn’t notice so it was all good.

by Fboi April 26, 2020