Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner

Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger

by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016

Sit on a face day

Today, Thanksgiving, is the only day in November a guy can nut, so why not enjoy it by getting your face sat on?

Eric: I’m heading out
Susie: But it’s thanksgiving, you can’t go
Eric: Oh, that reminds me, today is Sit on a face day
Susie: what does that mean?
Eric: it means sit on my face, now.
Susie: Okay, I guess I have to

by A.Kur November 23, 2023

sitting ass

sit ass - verb - be unproductive.

Possibly a shortening of "sit on (one's) ass".

Just because I am able to figure out shit above and beyond does not mean that I should be required to so that everyone else can sit ass. I am very good at sitting ass, too.

by often delighted February 24, 2022

Wit sit

Typical Hillary supporter, most likely Asian.

Eyeyeye buddy wit sit,

"Wit sit!!!!"

by Quang May 2, 2018

SIT DOWN!

An exclamation and assertion of dominance. Typically to be used in an online fighting game after defeating an opponent.

*Noobinator69 has just picked a fight with MLGPro 360 and lost*

MLGPro360: SIT DOWN!

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 26, 2020

French Wall Sit

When one person takes a seated position with their back pushed against a wall much like the "wall sit" exercise position. A second person will then press there ass against the first individuals face, pinning their head against the wall. Then, with as much force as person two can muster, shit into the face of person one.

Don't work out in front of Jason, he'll give you a French wall sit.

by Gloopin the Hun July 26, 2020

Sitted

The correct version of "sat" or "seated" definitely the better version and correct version

My cat sitted on me when I was doing my yoga

by Gothic puppets March 16, 2022